you know… his girlfriend sees his phone receive a text and is like, “so-and-so-with-a-genderly-ambiguous name needs you right now?!?!’” and he’s all, “oh, um… <pauses to eat twix and buy some time> yea, you know… my boss! he’s so needy!” and she’s all, “oh…ha ha ha… i’m so silly! love ya babe!” and he’s all, “phew!” and then he gets another text and its all, “bring the whipped cream” and his girlfriend is like, “what the fuck.” and he’s all, “his coffee! he loves whipped cream in his coffee.” and she’s all, “god, im so embarassed! acting all crazy, not trusting you….” the end.

hilarious, twix.