why do the parade singers even pretend to be singing in real life? or better yet, why are these professional singers/performers all so god damn terrible at lip syncing? they move their mouths to words for a living. eyes, cameras, and attention in general are focused on their mouths like, 80% of their waking lives. i mean, i’m essentially a nobody (womp womp), and i’m a fucking great lip syncher. also, a great rapper. better than you know, actually. but really, this parade makes me embarrassed, like most things awkward and overtly traditional. and american.