January 2009
70 posts
Walked home behind an extremely wasted little person tonight. Debated helping the guy out, but then thought to myself…would I help this dude if he were of average height? Probably not. So I warily walked on. Dude turned a corner and I passed to find him clinging to a street sign. I will forever wonder…
“if they’re drunk at 4 on a friday, i like them.”
– beth, regarding boys.
posting some really somber shit today, sorry.
i just wanna curl up in my hamburger bed with a bottle of wine and a person who offers to lightly scratch my back for half an hour.
let’s switch it up! happy laugh time!
"...but he had already ingested the contents." →
Beth: can you imagine that kid as an adult having to say “yes, we must use protection. when i was a baby i ate a condom and got h.i.v.”.
holy fuck, this is messed up.
"A woman thought she was headed to a party when... →
let down, alone, and cold pretty much sums up my week, too.
disclaimer: i’m being a serious asshole comparing my problems to this girl’s cause what happened to her is really fucked up when i, on the other hand, am simply in a rut.
“Even though May 23 individuals have high ideals, they rarely have a clear...”
– i’m being watched.
frants:
New York, I love you, but you’re bringing...
Watchanother favorite from mira and robin. these two are an inspiration. Goal for Spring 2009, buy video camera and dance around Jersey City with a friend. who’s with me?
Watchrecently revisited this beautiful video and am reminded of how badly i miss dancing. and warmth. and sun. and not wearing a coat.
….soon enough.
so i was gonna write this post about how i’ve had this reoccurring dream about being really flexible and how cool it is to just chill with your chin on your hands and your elbows on the floor while in a center split and how disappointed i am upon waking to find that i am, in fact, not so flexible, despite 16 years of ballet, and then i was gonna toss in some links to some serious flexibility...
just finished mandatory workplace sexual harassment seminar. so i guess piling around a coworker’s desk to watch this with the entirety of our department was a bad idea?
dear maybe pregnant lady on the train,
throw me a fucking bone here. i see you looking around…and i’m all for helping you out, but god forbid i offend anyone.
i love this woman →
goosebumps →
wrong, howie mandel. you’re not funny.
Watchfrants:
What the hell is this? What’s her problem? Why do I care what she thinks?
ring ring
hello?
go fuck yourself, lady.
The Microphones - I felt your shape
comments.
you can now leave them.
all 15 of you.
Watchwho do i have to kill for one of these recorders and some raw musical talent?
teeeeny tiiiiiiiiny teeeeeeeeeny citizens. →
i want to be drunk.
i should probably post more pictures of myself.
everyone else is doing it.
Watchpotential new life direction: working with elephants and hopefully becoming best friends with one? just finished reading Water For Elephants, too. it’s a sign. a sign that i should get up from this desk and stretch my legs LIFE.
