December 2008
50 posts
Five day weekend starts now.
eh, actually started around 2:30 this afternoon.
Note to self:
add cast away to the list of movies you always watch when on tv.
Me: all you do is shit and talk on the phone.
Roommate, Ty: I smoke.
Ty: (pause) I eat.
Ty: (...pause) I pass out.
“…she likes magic, burgers, and beer.”
– Gab
“I’ll tell ya what, people are generally the most stupid things on earth.”
– Dad
Easton, Pa couple angry at local Shoprite for... →
ps: they named their daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation.
sold. →
50 best drug trip scenes from movies →
and no mention of Wet, Hot, American Summer?!?. that is some bullshit.
“I generally have two looks – downtown and sexy or uptown, successful and slick....”
– from an article entitled “Getting Laid in NYC: Technology for the Single Man”, written by the most ridiculous douche on the planet. Another gem…”Little secret: the hottest ones are the easiest to fuck. Why? Because they are most confident, and don’t guard their pussy like...
Go rent step brothers right now.
Go see slumdog millionaire right now.
"....shelter workers poured warm water over... →
“Accordingly, eau de Penn State has notes of vanilla, lilac rose and white...”
– Masik Collegiate Fragrances of Harrisburg, Pa. makes perfumes that capture the essence of an alma mater. Katie Masik designs perfumes that “are both literal interpretations of campus smells and the mental image of the school”.
Having gone to Penn State, and spent 3 years of my life...
“i want to make it work…even if im not sure it can.”
– i found myself watching back to back episodes of The Starter Wife and am officially in a dark, dark, dead inside place.
